If you watch ‘Friends’ you know what it is! Otherwise, you’ll have to figure it out on your own. Okay, I’m not that mean, well maybe a bit bitchy. Can’t figure it out? Here’s the deal. The list is a Ross ‘n’ Rachel thing. When you’re in a relationship, each of you has a list of five celebrities you’d like to have sex with. Should such a situation present itself with a celebrity on your list, you have your partner’s permission to seize the moment and you-know-what your brains out. So here are my favorite guys.

Greg Vaughn Lucky Spencer, Greg’s character on “General Hospital,” is a cop and the proverbial good guy. Greg is a stud and that should be his job — just to be a stud. Hell he doesn’t even have to work, just needs to be his hunky shirtless self and come over to hang out at my house. . Age: 34 Height: 6′ 0″

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Jamie Bamber As Lee “Apollo” Adama on ‘Battlestar Galactica,’ Jamie is the hottest thing in the universe. His smile is so infectious that you almost forget about his perfectly chiseled physique and adorable accent. Almost! Could anyone be cuter in a towel? . Age: 34 Height: 5′ 9″

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Gale Harold Brian Kinney on ‘Queer As Folk’ may have been the hottest thing on Liberty Avenue but so is Gale. He reminds me of a kid I went to school with and had a crush on, who also was my tormentor. How Brianesque… your best friend and worst enemy all in one. . Age: 38 Height: 6′ 1-1/2″

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Jude Law With a glitter in his eye, all Jude Law has to do is flash his gorgeous smile and I melt. This hot British actor’s accent “accents” his charming personality to make him totally irresistible. . Age: 35 Height: 5′ 10-3/4″

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Matthew Fox Every boy wants a hot, sexy, successful doctor to marry, but alas they’re all stranded on islands. To say Matthew Fox is foxy is an under statement. Smooth young twinks need not apply. Haven’t you heard? Real hunks of men that aren’t afraid of their body hair are all the rage these days! . Age: 41 Height: 6′ 2″

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Guys Previously on “The List”

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Tyler Christopher Best known for playing Nikolas Cassadine on ‘General Hospital,’ Tyler’s down-to-earth personality, interest in his Native American heritage and perfectly muscled and inked body make him number one on the list. And he can sure fill out his shorts! . Age: 34 Height: 5′ 10″

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Colin Farrell There’s something about the bad boys that makes them irresistible. Colin Farrell is no exception, drawing you in with his sultry looks, devil-may-care attitude and deep Irish brogue. I’ll be your Hephaestion! . Age: 31 Height: 5′ 11″

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