The List

The first I heard of “The List” was as a ‘Friends’ Ross ‘n’ Rachel thing where if you’re in a relationship, each of you lists five celebrities you’d like to have sex with. Should such a situation present itself with a celebrity on your list, you have your partner’s permission to seize the moment. Also known as a list of exceptions, my exceptional men are…

Hugh Jackman
What is there not to love about Hugh Jackman. He’s tall, dark and handsome. Has a heart-thumping smile and a fit hairy body. I’m also a sucker for a guy with an accent. Manly Jackson from Australia (both the place and movie) is truly a man’s man in every sense of the phrase.
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Age: 41
Height: 6′ 2″

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Joshua Jackson
I remember Josh playing Pacey on “Dawson’s Creek” but didn’t develop a crush on him until he portrayed Peter Bishop on “Fringe” where he plays a genius with attitude — just my kind of man. Josh sets my heart a flutter when he flashes his incredibly charming smile. His stubble and touch of chest is more than one can bear when he all too infrequently bares it.
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Age: 31
Height: 6′ 2″

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Greg Vaughn
Lucky Spencer, Greg’s character on “General Hospital,” is a cop and the proverbial good guy. Greg is a stud and that should be his job — just to be a stud. Hell he doesn’t even have to work, just needs to be his hunky shirtless self and come over to hang out at my house.
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Age: 34
Height: 6′ 0″

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Jamie Bamber
As Lee “Apollo” Adama on ‘Battlestar Galactica,’ Jamie is the hottest thing in the universe. His smile is so infectious that you almost forget about his perfectly chiseled physique and adorable accent. Almost! Could anyone be cuter in a towel?
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Age: 34
Height: 5′ 9″

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Jude Law
With a glitter in his eye, all Jude Law has to do is flash his gorgeous smile and I melt. This hot British actor’s accent “accents” his charming personality to make him totally irresistible.
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Age: 35
Height: 5′ 10-3/4″

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Guys Previously on “The List”

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Matthew Fox
Every boy wants a hot, sexy, successful doctor to marry, but alas they’re all stranded on islands. To say Matthew Fox is foxy is an under statement. Smooth young twinks need not apply. Haven’t you heard? Real hunks of men that aren’t afraid of their body hair are all the rage these days!
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Age: 41
Height: 6′ 2″

Gale Harold
Brian Kinney on ‘Queer As Folk’ may have been the hottest thing on Liberty Avenue but so is Gale. He reminds me of a kid I went to school with and had a crush on, who also was my tormentor. How Brianesque… your best friend and worst enemy all in one.
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Age: 38
Height: 6′ 1-1/2″

Tyler Christopher
Best known for playing Nikolas Cassadine on ‘General Hospital,’ Tyler’s down-to-earth personality, interest in his Native American heritage and perfectly muscled and inked body make him number one on the list. And he can sure fill out his shorts!
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Age: 34
Height: 5′ 10″

Colin Farrell
There’s something about the bad boys that makes them irresistible. Colin Farrell is no exception, drawing you in with his sultry looks, devil-may-care attitude and deep Irish brogue. I’ll be your Hephaestion!
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Age: 31
Height: 5′ 11″

5 Comments to “The List”

October 9th, 2008 at 11:10 pm Francois says:
I don’t consider myself gay, but I have to admit I would like to run my fingers through Jaimie Bamber’s chest hair!