On Desperate Housewives, Bree has a new hunky contractor in the form of Brian Austin Green. He can show me his paint chips or ask me to feel his wood anytime! Bree spurned both suggestions from him, but I’d be more than happy to oblige. And he need not put his shirt on for my benefit either.

I wasn’t a big fan of his from Beverly Hills 90210 days, but he’s become a buff, tattooed hunk of a 30something man that has caused me to go ohhh…