Okay, well now in exactly one month I will be 40. I have been ignoring it. I have been dreading it. Make it go away. Freeze time. Freeze me. As much as I was looking forward to 30, I am not looking forward to 40. Will I be one of those assholes who perpetually calls themselves 39 after they hit 40?

My friends tell me that 40 is the new 30 and that life doesn’t begin until 40. I know I don’t feel 40 or look like it according to some people who are shocked I was THAT old, thinking I was mid 30s – YEAH! With hot to trot John Barrowman and Hugh Jackman, who just turned 40, as examples of what the face (and body) of 40 looks like, bring it! Woof!