Kathy Griffin is hotter than ever and so is her show. I nearly choked to death, or make that died of hyperventilation while watching her latest stand-up, ‘Everybody Can Suck It.’ Okay, make that both because a new bit she did describing a conversation with her mother about going on a lesbian cruise with Rosie O’Donnell is side splitting and will make you laugh into a convulsive seizure. Well, maybe you have to be Catholic or an ex-Catholic to really get it. Nah, you just have to know Kathy and her mother! The new special is fantastic, as is the new season of ‘My Life on the D List.’ I hate to break it to you people, but she is no longer on the D list! Actually, I never bought that bullshit because she’s always been an A-list celebrity from what I can see, but it makes for uhm, a great bit.

I do have to say that I’m confused as to where she dug up her new “company whipping boy.” He’s not too bad to look at but he is ::gasp:: straight? WTF??? Kathy, wouldn’t a nice gay guy be better? She hasn’t sworn of us… has she? After the hotel suite debackle where assholes who called themselves gay MEN used and abused the opportunity to spend a night in the hotel suite that she decorated at a posh hotel and the dud of a dude who won her eBay auction to spend the weekend at her house last year, who could ever blame her? We aren’t all like that, but then I’m sure she knows that and knows that her good gays are always with her. Just like the Force with a Jedi! You go girl and keep stickin’ it to ‘em!