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TAR’s Sam and Dan’s Blur Frenzy

I’m sure that when gay brothers Sam and Dan began The Amazing Race they didn’t expect their penises would cause the blogsphere to twitter with furvor. But they did and it has, though not for the reason you may think. There was no uncensored broadcast dick slippage like that of a Survivor contest’s member briefly flopping about during a challenge a while back. This time, the fury that set keyboards on fire is CBS’s censoring of Sam and Dan’s nether regions and why it was necessary.

While no official word from CBS has come on the subject, speculation abounds from wardrobe malfunction to erections to just because they are gay men playing in the mud with other men. The only thing that is clear is that the censoring has caused more of a fuss than had the show been left uncensored.

TAR’s Dan was in underwear and could possible have had a peek-a-boo moment, but what was wrong with Sam? Sam, who was wearing shorts, also had his crotch censored and had he not been blurred, this probably would’ve been a non-issue. It does make one wonder what the real problem was as there have been some questionable moments during the recent season of CBS’s Survivor where underwear-clad schemer Russell’s silhouette of his manhood has been clearly visible in several episodes.

I took a second look at the glimpses that weren’t censored, the guys movement and stance in the mud and how things were hanging (err… pointing). That combinded with Sam’s comment about “the hot Estonian guys” leads me to believe that CBS was running terrified that people would assume that in some shots the guys had erections. Whether they did or not no longer seems to be the issue as it has led to a larger concern… would CBS have been as quick to blur if the guys were straight?

Update 12/08/09 – Sam explains in interview with AfterElton: “Here’s the deal. Cheyne had black boxers on so you couldn’t see everything for him. Dan had lighter-colored boxers on, I had paper-thin little shorts on, and so you could just see too much. Apparently, the outline was too obvious, so they had to blur everything. No, we were not getting excited by the Estonian hotties, despite what everyone else seems to think. There’s not too much that’s erotic about playing volleyball with your brother in a little town in Estonia.”

On it being a gay issue on CBS’ part, Dan only said, “Trust me, that was my theory. But it happened and it was really funny. We were watching with our dad when that episode came on, and he was just like, ‘What’s going on?’”

Hmm…

Big Brother 11′s Garden Boy Jeff

Oh my God! Jeff and Jordan are my favorites this season on Big Brother. They remind me a lot of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson (hmm maybe Newlyweds: Jeff and Jordan is a show in their future?) Anyway, I became overcome and all a flutter and a twitter when Jeff as “garden boy” was revealed.

I’m a gardener myself, but don’t look nearly as good in swim trunks and watering can as he does. Jeff can come over and tend my garden as soon as he gets out of the Big Brother house while I lounge by the pool sipping a cool drink and taking in the “hot” scenery!

Dante’s Cove Returns!

Here! TV and Regent Media have issued an official press release concerning Dante’s Cove, dispelling rumors that the show has been cancelled or abandoned by the network. They have announced that production on 10 new episodes for season four is to begin! We have the full release posted over at our sister site,The Dante Beacon.

This is the best news I’ve heard in a long time. This highly addictive, overly dramatic, slightly campy show following the supernatural lives of gorgeous people on a gorgeous island has found a spot in the hearts of many, including mine. Will Toby and Adam finally be freed from the Shadows’ mirror?

Brody, Ryan and Straightness

Bromance. Really? Okay, this new MTV show should be called Dunderhead because that is what all of those guys are. Well, the gay dude aside as he had the sense to flee when he caught sight of what was to be. If this is typical straight guy behavior, then I’m ever so thankful Dorothy is my friend. What nonesense.

Don’t get me wrong, Brody is hot (although I prefer hairy-chested Brody) and one or two of the guys aren’t too bad on the eyes either, but what is the point of this show? Is Brody, who seems to have everything going for him, really that hard up to find a true friend? Well I suppose if what we have been seeing is any indication of what he and his friends will get up to.

One also wonders why on earth Ryan Seacrest would attach his name to this project. Between Bromance and Mama’s Boys, both shows of which are executive produced by Seacrest, me thinks he is trying to make a statement about his “straightness.” I suppose that one can’t question is he or isn’t he any longer, for how could a gay guy think this was watchable? Then again, if it were bromance with Ryan Seacrest, where do I apply?

Kevin and Scotty Get Engaged

All I can say is wow! Can it be so? Did I really see the most romantic marriage proposal between two men happen on commercial network television? Well either I’m dreaming or I did and it couldn’t have been any dreamier. When Kevin proposed to Scotty on ABC’s “Brothers and Sisters” this past week, it had to be, no it was, the most romantic scene to be shown… ever. In fact the whole episode stands out as probably one of the best hours of drama ever on television. It surely has landed the show an Emmy nod for best drama and Patricia Wetting a win for best supporting actress for sure.

But the real meat of the show was in the final moments when Kevin came home from a tedious day dealing with his dysfunctional family (that makes us watch every week) and vented to Scotty. In the process he realized just how much he loved Scotty and got down on one knee professing his love and asked the incredibly adorable Scotty, who had been keeping the home fires burning and changing the light bulbs, to marry him. So spur of the moment, so touching, so romantic. I just melted into my chair and bawled my eyes out with joy so much so that I had to rewatch the scene because the first time it was all too blurry and I couldn’t believe I had seen what I thought I had.

Todd is Sole Survivor in China

Could ‘Survivor: China’ have been any better? Not only was this the best season to date, but it could not have gotten any sweeter than cutie Todd claiming the title of Sole Survivor!

For a show in its 15th season that does the same thing time and again to keep the game fresh and interesting, is nothing short of a marvel. The marvelousness also extends to the cast of ‘Survivor: China,’ Todd Herzog in particular. A mere boy of only 15 when ‘Survivor’ began, he mastered the game and fulfilled his dream of winning the show as a young man of 22. No other contestant has ever played such a skillful game.

I was miffed with the ‘CBS Early Show’ host who interviewed him and presented him with his $1,000,000 check. I felt it was an incredible disservice to Todd for the host to compare him to Richard Hatch, winner of the first ‘Survivor.’ True, Hatch played a good game, but aside from that he is as Todd referred to him, “a dirt ball.” One can only guess that the host made the reference since Todd is the first openly gay man to have won since Hatch.

Todd outplayed each member of his cast, and could outplay any previous ‘Survivor’ contestant, winner or loser. Way to go, Todd! You are in a class of your own.

Dante’s Cove, Take Three

After having seen the first two episodes of season three of ‘Dante’s Cove,’ I can see the show maturing and reaching that “zone” type of place that most shows do by their third season. It is still a hit. While it is still great and I can’t wait until I can see the rest of the episodes, I’m finding a few things to gripe about. Okay, Dante’s is three now and I’ve only gushed about it and even built a fan site, so I’m allowed. Please! But first…

What I Love, Love, LOVE About the New Season

Grace’s Entrance. Whoa! Descending from cosmic orbit in a fireball has got to be one of the best all-time entrances of a character on any show. Glinda, good witch from Oz, eat your heart out! I’m also thrilled with how much she has been woven into the rest of the cast as well. Tracy Scoggins is fantastic in this role and even though her character has been central from the start, she has been woefully underutilized up until now.

Cat Fight. Forget Krystal, Alexis and the lily pond. When Grace and Diana fight the claws and teeth are sheathed.

Brit. Michelle Wolfe was also underutilized last season and I’m glad to see her character expanding too.

Reichen. Need I say more?

What Surprised Me

Ambrosius Is a Big Bottom. Who knew?

Toby and Adam. I never thought they would hook up.

Marco Mauled. We all know Marco came to Dante’s Cove to do more than run a bar. But what? The “mood ring” he got from his grandmother that detects evil makes me think she was a Tresum witch and he was trying to learn about it. But alas, we may never know.

Now for My Gripes

Tresum. Up until this season was a mysterious form of magic that no one knew about, let alone did they know Grace and Ambrosius were practitioners. Now everyone seems to know about them and it and in addition we now have a council that governs Tresum and is able to block one’s powers? Hmm… I will reserve ultimate judgment until I see the rest of the season, but it would seem some of the mysterious element has been lost with those revelations.

Clean-Cut Toby. Charlie David is gorgeous no matter what, but only scruffy Toby will do for me.

Van’s Cameo. The opening scene of Van fleeing from an invisible foe was not new. Yes, we noticed. It was unused footage from season one, clearly scene during the opening title sequence of the first season.

I’m staying tuned, are you?

Why Do I Watch ‘The Real World’ and ‘Road Rules?’

Damned if I know! Okay, well maybe it has to do with the hot guys, or maybe the lack of decent gay storylines on other shows that are not on Logo or Here!, or maybe it’s the hot guys, or maybe it’s to examine the interpersonal relationships of people from different walks of life thrown together, or — I’m sure I must’ve mentioned hot guys? Or perhaps it’s living my early twenties (which I never really did) vicariously through a bunch of strangers picked to live together and have their lives taped.

Whatever it may be, I’ve started to question why I waste my time watching this shit. I mean, sometimes I just want to throw my hands up and shake these kids into getting lives and growing up. Enough of the mindless irresponsible drinking and partying already. Oh God! Am I turning into an older person? I’ve dumped ‘Road Rules.’ I don’t like the new cast nor the new format and I have given serious thought to not watching the next season of ‘The Real World.’ I’m even wondering about ‘The Challenge.’

The latest one did not start off on a good foot for me. Resident hot-head CT went too far this time punching Davis. The fact that it appeared as if CT asked him if he could, and Davis agreed (although the editing seems to have purposefully muddied the whole incident), is proof enough that these boys are yet to become men. In contrast, when Tina socked it to Beth last season I applauded!!! That girl has had it coming for a long time. And what’s with sweet Danny? He’s now a bad ass? He’s so pumped, — could it be roid rage? And a drunken Ace going into the girls’ bedroom? I don’t know! Having grown up with ‘The Real World’ (the original cast is my age group), I’m no prude, but is it me? Or have these shows gone from good to bad? But then I suppose outrageous behavior gets ratings.