Okay, admit it guys! Who would not want to have their way with one of these big, strong, fine specimens of man? Who would you choose? Hell, why choose! In some situations three is not a crowd, and this is one of those rare occurrences. CT and his huge hairy body (though he’s shaved here) and Brad with that puppy dog smile and his sizable endowment, which he bluntly told his roommates on ‘The Real World’ he possesses… ah one can only dream…

We all had to go to someone else’s house for something related to a family wedding; I reluctantly went because I was needed; mom drove but it was through a maze of waterways. Once there I said, “So this means I can’t wait in the car until you’re done?” and she said no. So I went in with her. She disappeared with the others somewhere in the house and left me in a living room filled with strangers… all straight men older and younger than me. I could see my much older brother in the kitchen cooking with what were the other older folks totally ignoring me and I was feeling left out. I had never felt so out of place.

Then a little girl came over to me and pulled on my finger asking if wanted to come and listen to her iPod. She took me to a sort of playroom that overlooked everything that was going on. I sat sideways in a chair with my legs up over the arms and felt more comfortable and she handed me her iPod and some of her favorite books and when I looked up she had gone. Everyone was going for food and Mom and I caught eyes with a gaze that inquired if I was ready to go – like you have to ask? So we made our way to the door to leave. I set the books aside but the iPod remained in one hand while I fiddled with a gay pride key ring in the other, being careful to keep the rainbow from view. I could see the little girl again off behind all the people picking up the books smiling at me as I left.